breemaelov:

Raven ring…
329

nunswag:

dyslexcya:

thiskidmatt:

I CANT STOP LAUGHING OMFG

IM ACTUALLY LAUGHING SO HARD HELP

ohmYGOD

Ass quality but Harley singing :)

eziocauthon89:

safetytank:

i mISTOOK THE POLE CAP FOR PART OF ITS FACE


SO DID I
da-ghetto-booteh:

Me entering any church

cuphaz:

when i was 14 my teacher made fun of my pimples in front of the whole class and my best friend was furious so whenever she saw the teacher she’s like “OH YOU GET NEW CRINKLES TODAY” “DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT COS APPARENTLY YOU DIDN’T” “HEY MA’AM IS THAT YOUR BUTT OR IS THAT YOUR BELLY THEY LOOK THE SAME” she got detention almost everyday even i told her to stop she still did it anyway if you dont know what golden friendship is this is

A little help?

I’ve wanted to waist train for a while especially since after having a baby, anyone wanna tell me the basics and wheres the best place to get a decent corset?

I feel as thought I havent really used my tumblr since I first started seeing Harleys dad, but heres to making up for three years! I got rid of my facebook because its just a causes arguments and shit. So I’m gonna stick to tumblr and bingo yay!

I start college on the 23rd and I’m actually quite nervous, and then Harley starts nursery on the 24th and I’m confident he’ll love it. He’s really starting to talk now like the past two weeks he’s just all of a sudden learnt how to say “wheres ball gone” to be fair its usually wheres dinosaur gone because he doesnt shut up about dinosaur. He’s learning colours and knows red, green, blue, yellow and orange. He also knows some bugs and plenty of animals and their noises. 

I wanna change my hair butI cant decide for the life of me what to do with it, I’m growing it so that completely limits me to basically the colour and I cant be doing with bleaching it because its in such poor condition and I want a whole new wardrobe, I’m still losing weight though (slowly boohoo) and I plan on losing a fair bit more so theres no point in buying new clothes when hopefully they wont fit me in a month. I really do need to get my motivation back though I’ve hardly lost anything in the past month! Anyone got any really quick free recipes for slimming world haha because cooking every night for 45 minutes is killing me and then i have to wash all the pots for one portion… feels like such a waste of time!

I really wish I dealt with money a little better, I’m always just slightly behind on bills and stuff and I wanna get ahead of them! I’m never in debt dont get me wrong but I just never pay anything the day its due haha

Social services are the biggest bag of shite I’ve ever come across, thankfully I never plan to have my child involved with them but I do plan on having a career there and after seeing the bullshit my second cousins have had to go through just to be returned to a home where they were neglected and the youngest never bathed! They’ve fucked my aunty over and cost her her job when all she was doing was helping her grandchildren. She followed everything they said to the T and their “mum” just took the piss never showed up for meetings and constantly ignored everything they said, yet she got award custody of the children. Do I really wanna work for such a farce? Ergh.

Harley tries to sing twinkle twinkle little star, its the fucking cutest thing ever